all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I need a beard to bite.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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