Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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