I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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