lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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