you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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