Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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