Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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