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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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