love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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