Kiss
Puke
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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