If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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