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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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