I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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