Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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