That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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