One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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