I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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