1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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