i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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