Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
