Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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