sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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