do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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