Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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