so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I said "one day" and that day is not today
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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