google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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