Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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