His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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