To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I love you.
Bad choice
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
