if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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