People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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