she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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