at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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