I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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