Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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