My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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