Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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