As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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