I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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