Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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