dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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