Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

you're right.

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(850): View more from Florida

So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?

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(941): View more from Florida

Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.

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