I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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