there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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