I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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