He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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