is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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