I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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