he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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