U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
