What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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