So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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