I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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