Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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