I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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