the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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