I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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