I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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