and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
