How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I think I just sharted jello shots
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