We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
it glows. i had to have it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize